sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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