people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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