it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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