Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Green mimosas i think yes
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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