Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
where does the pee come out of this thing
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Rumble strips road head = magical
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize