i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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