Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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