how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i need to put some appletini on your dick
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
