love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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