i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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