I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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