Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I feel like abortions should bother me more
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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