problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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