I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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