I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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