well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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