He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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