and i looked up. we had an audience...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it glows. i had to have it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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