Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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