i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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