Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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