Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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