I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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