I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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