that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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