the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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