stop calling my apartment porn island.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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