The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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