Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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