apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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