My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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