from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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