You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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