hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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