never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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