I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
