Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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