Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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