I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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