I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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