kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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