Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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