So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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