i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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