I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My breasts were aching with rage.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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