that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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