awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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