Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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