Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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