So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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