Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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