you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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