Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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