Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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