the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
